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Oh hey! The name's Brian, and this blog is mostly going to consist of Paily, Orphan Black, random things I find funny/amusing/interesting and the occasional nsfw.
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meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

22 minutes ago with 167,283 notes

problackgirl:

*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*

1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’

White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!

1 day ago with 8,939 notes

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

2 days ago with 222,414 notes

iamyourleaderbitch:

foop:

Accurate portrayal of white people

Lmaoo love gta

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

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mare-moment:

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

Did this post cross over

I think it crossed over

I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

image

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

4 days ago with 414,969 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

4 days ago with 630,799 notes

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

4 days ago with 319,136 notes

Bye. Good luck with the life stuff. You'll be missed here on my dash.. See you in 3 months!

@Anonymous

And I’ll surely miss being on your dash! Goodbye friend!

4 days ago with 0 notes

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theyoungturks:

Two years later seems like a dumb time to double down on past stupidity, but here comes Todd Akin.

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

4 days ago with 65,667 notes

HEY FOLLOWERS

Just so you all know, starting tomorrow I will be on about a three-month hiatus from tumblr dot com to kinda sorta straighten out some stuff in my personal life and “get my shit together” per se; however, I have queued posts so I wont be totally gone, and I will still be able to answer any questions in my inbox (it’s not like many of you guys talk to me anyways…. :P) but other than that it’s bye bye Brian for a while… 

4 days ago with 4 notes