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7 hours ago with 116,901 notes

  • People who can't draw: Drawing is fucking hard
  • People who don't try at all: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Teachers: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Beginning artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Pro artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Extremely famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Long gone, passed away artists who went down in history: Drawing is fucking hard
  • People who are upset an artist won't draw for them for free: Drawing is easy!

8 hours ago with 139,080 notes

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

1 day ago with 64,599 notes

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

1 day ago with 106,131 notes

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uiuuus:



You sacrificed yourself for me?
                 I love you.

Source: Hooreng

uiuuus:

You sacrificed yourself for me?

                 I love you.

Source: Hooreng

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

SEND ME CONFESSIONS ON ANON

1 day ago with 1,834 notes

“I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.”

(via ohhmeg)

1 day ago with 143,795 notes

ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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1 day ago with 29,447 notes

How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?

@Anonymous

delphinated:

homolesbians:

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

Yes

Also if someone asks you this, they’re gay and are wondering if you are too.

1 day ago with 6,881 notes

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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1 day ago with 196,240 notes

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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staysafe-ninelivesremember:

A few things here. First, sorry for the low quality; I can’t scan it in right now. Second, I know I’m not a good artist at all, but I couldn’t resist trying to draw it once I got the idea. Please don’t remove this caption.