You mean to tell me some things actually work out?

Oh hey! The name's Brian, and this blog is mostly going to consist of Paily, Orphan Black, random things I find funny/amusing/interesting and the occasional nsfw.
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iamyourleaderbitch:

foop:

Accurate portrayal of white people

Lmaoo love gta

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

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mare-moment:

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

Did this post cross over

I think it crossed over

I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

1 day ago with 392,110 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

1 day ago with 624,081 notes

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

1 day ago with 317,361 notes

Bye. Good luck with the life stuff. You'll be missed here on my dash.. See you in 3 months!

@Anonymous

And I’ll surely miss being on your dash! Goodbye friend!

1 day ago with 0 notes

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theyoungturks:

Two years later seems like a dumb time to double down on past stupidity, but here comes Todd Akin.

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

1 day ago with 58,826 notes

HEY FOLLOWERS

Just so you all know, starting tomorrow I will be on about a three-month hiatus from tumblr dot com to kinda sorta straighten out some stuff in my personal life and “get my shit together” per se; however, I have queued posts so I wont be totally gone, and I will still be able to answer any questions in my inbox (it’s not like many of you guys talk to me anyways…. :P) but other than that it’s bye bye Brian for a while… 

1 day ago with 4 notes

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theblackgreywarden:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

that is a damn fine animal. also, the dog is cute.

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

1 day ago with 777,831 notes

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one