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Oh hey! The name's Brian, and this blog is mostly going to consist of Paily, Orphan Black, random things I find funny/amusing/interesting and the occasional nsfw.
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“we’re having pizza for dinner”


19 hours ago with 108,807 notes


How to get a boyfriend


have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

1 day ago with 85,966 notes


it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

1 day ago with 53,849 notes

“Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.”

The Winter of the Air  (via fuckinq)

this seriously fucked me up right now

(via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)

1 day ago with 397,906 notes

  • the 5 stages of tumblr
  • stage 1: you will understand nothing, "wtf is this" will be a reoccurring thought
  • stage 2: once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
  • stage 3: probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the "real world".
  • stage 4: you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
  • stage 5: tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends.

1 day ago with 205,911 notes


she wears short skirts

i also wear short skirts


she’s cheer captain

and i’m also cheer captain


1 day ago with 2,098 notes


i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

1 day ago with 145,715 notes


paige + tumblr


when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music


2 days ago with 150,465 notes


im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

2 days ago with 126,419 notes


Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.




I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

fuck you

I watched for ten minutes! I can’t get that ten minutes back!


the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

5 days ago with 27,215 notes