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Oh hey! The name's Brian, and this blog is mostly going to consist of Paily, Orphan Black, random things I find funny/amusing/interesting and the occasional nsfw.
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d0nn0:

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

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5 hours ago with 73,967 notes

draggu:

draggu:

i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth

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the answer is 19

1 day ago with 126,468 notes

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

2 days ago with 125,732 notes

caitlinin221b:

Leaving the house without a jacket like 

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and then going out and ending up like 

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2 days ago with 259,821 notes

gentlemanpigeon:

pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com

crystalzelda:

mariosflamingwhiskers:

bangarangn1tram:

third-class-kickass:

cafeofthedamned:

mariosflamingwhiskers:

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white girl getting offended

I literally just made this post to see if text posts were working from my phone I didn’t want this to happen

italicized repetition of the above comment

2 days ago with 96,882 notes

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY„„„„„„,

2 days ago with 621,989 notes

lesbipoet13:

wankmeatsix:

nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness

#did you mean #my parents #at every family ‘gathering’ #i was forced to attend

2 days ago with 185,795 notes

Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.

2 days ago with 138,571 notes

ellebellemedia:

Bad day?  This’ll fix it.  FLAT HAMSTER TO THE RESCUE!

windows98:

I WAS SAD BUT NOW IM NOT

Best Buy’s Super Bowl commercial featuring Amy Poehler

valentoms:

i moved on from political figures to historical(political) figures