have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing
*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*
1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’
White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
- Person: I have an idea
- Me: So did Hitler
Bye. Good luck with the life stuff. You'll be missed here on my dash.. See you in 3 months!
And I’ll surely miss being on your dash! Goodbye friend!
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Just so you all know, starting tomorrow I will be on about a three-month hiatus from tumblr dot com to kinda sorta straighten out some stuff in my personal life and “get my shit together” per se; however, I have queued posts so I wont be totally gone, and I will still be able to answer any questions in my inbox (it’s not like many of you guys talk to me anyways…. :P) but other than that it’s bye bye Brian for a while…